That was a track star.

Short legs, long arms?

This is from early on in the Monkey News lifespan – early XFM days.

At this point, Ricky and Steve were just starting to figure out how brilliantly stupid Karl is.

The little Manc twat tellls the story of an injury to a Bulgarian sprinter, whereupon a replacement enters the 400 meter event.

Ricky asks: “Short legs long arms? That sort of thing?”

Guess what? It was a monkey all along.